FRANK ZAPPA HOT RATS / ZAPPED VINTAGE 2XL {50-52} 100% COTTON T-SHIRT BEEFHEART

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FRANK ZAPPA - VINTAGE T-SHIRT WITH THE IMAGE THAT WAS USED FOR THE HOT RATS PROMO PHOTO AND THE 1970 ZAPPED FRANK ZAPPA RECORDING ARTISTS COMPILATION PROMO SAMPLER ALBUM. I DON'T KNOW WHEN THIS T-SHIRT WAS MADE. PROBABLY IN THE 80'S OR 90'S BUT IT WASN'T MADE RECENTLY. IT'S A HANES BEEFY T BRAND T-SHIRT THAT WAS MADE IN MEXICO BUT SOLD IN THE USA. 100% PRESHRUNK COTTON. SIZE 2XL { 50-52 } 2TG/2XG AND MEASURES 25 INCHES FROM ARMPIT TO ARMPIT AND 32 INCHES LENGTH. MY CHICKEN IS 20 INCHES LONG AND I'M USING IT TO MEASURE IT. MY MESURING CHICKEN ISN'T INCLUDED. THIS THING IS A TENT.
SO BASICALLY IF ANYBODY IN THE PAST YEAR HAS SCREAMED "HEY FAT BOY" TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION, IT WILL PROBABLY FIT.
NOW IN THE CASE OF FEMALES 18 TO 40 WHO WEIGHT 160 LBS OR LESS WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN FEATURED ON THE COVER AND / OR CENTERFOLD OF OINK MAGAZINE, IF AFTER PURCHASING THIS T-SHIRT YOU FEEL IT'S TOO TIGHT AROUND THE CHEST: FIRST OF ALL I KNOW A BUNCH OF GUYS AND EVEN SEVERAL GIRLS WHO'D LOVE TO MEET YOU. BUT HERE'S WHAT YEZ SHOULD DO: {1} PUT THE SHIRT ON. {2} POUR WATER ON THE FRONT. {3}TAKE A PHOTO. {4} NOW REMOVE THE SHIRT, STICK EM' OUT AND TAKE ANOTHER PHOTO. {5} SEND THE PHOTOS TO ME AND I'LL TELL YEZ IF I THINK YOU LOOK BETTER WITH OR WITHOUT IT ON. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF STITCHING IT IS, BUT IT'S A NICE T-SHIRT.
SO IT WOULD BE GREAT FOR A FRANK ZAPPA T-SHIRT COLLECTOR IF THERE'S ANY STILL KICKING AROUND SOMEWHERE.
NO HOLES. DOESN'T SMELL LIKE SMOKE OR FISH BUT YOU STILL MIGHT WANNA WASH IT.
SO CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND BUY IT TODAY. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.
"THE PRESENT DAY DYER REFUSES TO COMPOSE" - REV. A. WEST IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE.
.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO AUSTRALIA.
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD.
CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND THE MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, STEVE VAI, WILD MAN FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET } PLUS PLENTY OF OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BULL ANGUS, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.
WELL LARRY, SINCE YEZ OBVIOUSLY HAVE VERY LITTLE BETTER TO DO, WHY NOT ROLL RIGHT UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND TRY, YES TRY TO SQUEEZE YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE? SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE ADVISED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE!!!! FULL OF RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS. SO PERHAPS YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA TAKE A LITTLE GREASE IN THERE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU GET STUCK, SO THAT I WON'T HAVE TO CONTACT THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROWBAR. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?